Robin Meade is beautiful -- so beautiful in fact, she can be classified as a whacker -- much to the delight of millions of respectable men like me who enjoy seeing her beautiful face and impeccable makeup every morning. Yes, her makeup is beautiful! Her makeup is so sexy that men want to jump through the screen and 'slop-it-up' just for the fun of it. And I specifically chose that picture for the millions of appreciative "feet guys." Make sure you thank Atlanta photographer Frank Mullen for that special picture. Even her toes are kinda cute the way she has them all curled-up like ten little fat piggies. I'm not the best qualified foot-man around, but she does have adorable feet. And she has well-defined calves and proportionate ankles as well. I'm a certified leg man so I qualifed to make that judgement call. I searched for a picture of her in a miniskirt, pantyhose, and high heels, but alas, couldn't find one. Bummer. The interent is seriously lacking. Anyways, let's get the scoop on this whacker-licious hottie. At the writing of this article, she should be about 39 years old, so she's in her prime! Hopefully she has a sense of humor as well.
She is a daughter of a minister (a proverbial preachers daughter?) and is part-Native American. She grew up in New London, Ohio, and graduated from New London High School. She attended Malone College and Ashland University where she majored in radio/television production, programming and performance and minored in political science. She won Ashland University's Young Alumnus Award for her achievements in broadcasting and served as the commencement speaker for the university's 2005 graduation ceremonies.
Are you guys interested in her background or her resume? Probably not, but I need to include it to give this article some respectability. She is the lead news anchor for Headline News' morning show, Robin & Company. She is based in CNN's world headquarters in Atlanta. Before joining CNN, she worked at NBC Chicago affiliate WMAQ-TV where she co-anchored the weekend newscasts and also served as a general assignment correspondent for the station. And before joining WMAQ, she was the morning news anchor of WSVN-TV's Today in Florida in Miami. She also served as the station's noon anchor and health reporter. She was also an anchor and reporter at WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, and at WJW-TV in Cleveland. She began her career in broadcasting at WMFD-TV in Mansfield, Ohio, where she worked as a reporter.
Unfortunately, she's been married for about 15 years to some guy named "Tim." The lucky bastard also owns a wireless company. They live in a 3,500-square-foot Dunwoody home on 4.5 acres of land outside of Atlanta. Since she's in her "prime," she should be wearing his ass out every night. But -- since she and her husband are on opposite schedules -– she’s in bed by 6 p.m. and up at 2 a.m., while he doesn’t get home until 8 at night, they don't see each other until the weekends. Mmmmm -- I detect a possible "opening" on weekday afternoons for some lucky bastard who knows how to be discrete. DIBS! I said it first.
In 1992, (she should have been about 23 years old) she became Miss Ohio and was a top ten finalist in the Miss America pageant. She was recognized by Lycos in 2002 as one of the top 20 most popular television news personalities in the broadcast news industry. In 2004, she was voted "Sexiest Newscaster" by a Playboy.com online poll, with 40% of the vote. I didn't vote in this poll because I don't have a subscription to Playboy. I don't approve of pornography. It's degrading to men. :)
Let's take a peek at Robin's competition when she "comes on" in the morning. She's up against Good Morning America (ABC) Diane Sawyer. Then there's The Early Show (CBS) Julie Chen. Last, there is The Today Show (NBC) Meredith Vieira. Diane Sawyer and Meredith Vieira are both classy and beautiful, but they're not whacker-licious. The only "stiff" competition is Julie Chen, whose mother grew up in Burma, and father in China. This would make her 100-percent, pure-bred, Asian. (Get Julie's CBS bio here) There are millions of American men whom have an "Asian thing." And, Julie Chen, one year younger then Robin, is beautiful. Very beautiful -- very Asian -- whacker-licioius. She's serious competition for Robin.
Robin -- this is how we solve the morning ratings war and you "come out on top." Little ol' you can "stick it" to the networks. Give it to 'em "good and hard." Trust me -- when you're done the competition will be flacid and sweaty. The other networks will be furious with you, but you'll have millions of new fans. Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity will be secretly in love with you. Rush Limbaugh won't need Viagra anymore. Diane Sawyer and Meredith Vieira will be pissed. Julie Chen will be angry 'cause you had the nerve to do it first. Here's the plan; Go get your one-piece swimsuit from your pageant days. Better yet, a one-piece that's cut WAY UP -- preferably white or black. (Slut-red would be best but viewers might think that too slutty). Then select some silky, shiny pantyhose (very important) and stilettos (not platforms). Your hair will be beautfiul as ever. Your makeup will be impeccable as always. But wear that outfit for one day on your show. Then do your pageant strut into camera view. The entire nation will sit down and tune-in; all you'll hear is a massive "z z i i i i p p p p." Your ratings will "surge" through the roof. The women will hate you; the men will adore you. Jennifer Westhoven will be secretly envious. (Hold on. I gotta go to the bathroom.)
Whew. (Hey, if Bill O'Reilly can do it, so can I) All jokes aside, you know what I don't understand? Robin was Miss Ohio, and competed in the Miss American Pageant. We can only wonder how many catwalks she strutted in high heels and a swimsuit. Yet I searched all over the internet searching for a video of her struttin' in her swimsuit and couldn't find a single one. Not one! When you think of how many horn-dogs are savvy with computers, it's amazing that nobody has gotten hold of a video of her and uploaded it to YouTube. Somebody needs to remedy this obvious oversight. I think it's a conspiracy. Maybe Tim purchased all the old videos for himself and won't share 'em. And I'd really like a classy picture of her in a very short miniskirt, high heels, and pantyhose. Tim, could you help me out with that?
CNN source
Wikipedia
Frank Mullen - Photographer (There's a bunch of pictures of her on his site)
Robin & Company
Atlanta Life interview
CNN Bio
A Fan Site (not much to see)
