The USS Admiral Burke is a proud warship.  She is one of the most advanced ships in service and is the only destroyer class currently in active US Navy service.   She's expensive, fast, and deadly -- and she's the lead ship of her class.  She bristles with the Mk 41 Vertical Launching System (VLS) that fires a butt-load of SEASPARROW missiles against hostile aircraft, other missiles, or surface units.  She has Tomahawk missiles to blow the crap outta anybody.  She has Harpoon missiles to blow you to smithereens, big ass guns, another 20-mm machine-gun that is awesome, and torpedoes to sink submarines.  It's amazing how much shit is on-board, with steel armor reinforced with Kevlar, guns, top-secret radars, 4 engines, etc, etc. (Read more about this awesome ship here.)

So what does the Navy do?  They put a woman in charge of driving her!!!!
Who - - then proceeds - - at high speeds - -  into port at Norfolk, VA  - - with her left-turn signal flashing - - putting on her makeup - - makes an abrupt right-turn - - and - - BAM! -- PLOWS INTO A BIG FUCKING SANDBAR!

ROFLMAO!  I'm not making this up -- except the part about the turn signals and makeup.  Ships don't have turn signals.

She's been relieved of her command.  Three other officers were reprimanded.  It took an hour to get their asses un-stuck.
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