Paula Zahn is making the news again.  Not that this story has much "value" to it other than it involves Paula Zahn.  After 20 years, she and her husband are going through a nasty divorce.  In papers filed in court, her husband states, "Taxes on her earnings, payments to her agent, and the $20 million cost of her Connecticut mansion alone (without even including the extravagant nature of Ms. Zahn's annual expenditures), consumed more than her entire income over their 20-year marriage," her husbands' filing says.  Furthermore, a family friend (don't you just love those 'family friends') who asked not to be identified said she spent much of her salary - between $1 million and $2 million a year - on clothes. My God!  If you spend $1 to $2 million a year on clothes, you better walk, look, dress, and act, like a hot, slutty, ulta-expensive $5,000-dollar-a-day, drop-dead-gorgeous Las Vegas hooker who looks like she fell off the front cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine.  I want her to look "good enough to eat," and she better guzzle.  In fact, if we were to spend $5,000 per day on the hottest hooker in New York City, it would total $1.8 million dollars!  PLOP!  But she did it on clothes!!!  What kinda clothes do you have to buy that would cost that much??? I'd bet in retrospect, Paula is saying, "Shit.  I should've gone for that hot hooker down at the Plaza Hotel."

$1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!

Let's "plunge deep" into her and see what we find.  She was born in early 1956, which makes her 51 at this writing.  She has a beautiful complexion (she swallows?), nice teeth (she brushes), and she qualifies as a MILF.  At 51 years-old with 3 kids, I'd think most men would agree.  She has nice looking legs, but she never wears stockings or pantyhose - - which really pisses me off.  You'd think a woman of her class, wealth, and public stature would be smart enough to know that she needs to wear pantyhose or stockings.  It's makeup for the legs.  Would she go out in public without makeup?  Of course not.  Then why go out in public without shiny, sexy, silky pantyhose.  Woman are sooooooo frustrating.  When she was younger she competed in several beauty pageants, making the finals of the 1973 Miss Teenage America Pageant.  That would have made her about 17 years-old --  a junior or senior in high school.  She is musical -- attending Stephens College in Columbia, Missouri, on a cello scholarship and performed at Carnegie Hall in May 1992 with the New York Pops Orchestra.  MMmmmmm . . . that tells me she knows how to straddle big, hard things, and she's adept at using her hands in a "back and forth" movement for long periods of time.  Very nice indeed!  Cello women are the bomb.  She also has a respectable conscience -- she's an honorary board member of the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation, and an active advocate for issues of cancer awareness in general, and breast cancer in particular.

But -- $1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!

Another interesting tidbit.  If you google her divorce, you discover that her primary complaint was that her husband seems to have stopped having sex with her.  Supposedly, it's been many years since he's treated her like the hot, little slut and go "balls deep" on her on the kitchen table after the kids went to bed.  Which goes to show that, no matter how beautiful your wife is, all men will eventually "have enough" of the same woman, over, and over -- and over -- and over again.  Year, after year, after year.  Years down the road, he's gonna say, "ya know?!  I wanna salad!"  This nasty divorce also proves (well, kinda sorta) that the woman in your life will eventually disrespect you unless you fuck the shit out of her.  And if you don't??? She'll fuck you instead -- and you won't like it.

$1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!
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