Everybody knows men need pictures -- we just can't function properly without them.  This of course implies that we've already downloaded our favorite porn pictures -- on our own computer -- in our own private area, like our home or bedroom.  But what about homeless men?  They have it hard.  They have no pictures, no porn, no computer, no home.  No Nothing.  This is a serious dilemma.

What does a homeless man do without a computer, magazines, porn, TV, DVD, VCR?  He heads straight to the library!  Such is the case with a 26-year-old homeless man in Winnipeg, Canada, who decided he was horny and wanted to take care of business.  He enters the University of Manitoba's McDermot Avenue campus library, sits down at one of the computers, and makes himself comfortable as he surfs for porn.  Upon seeing pictures that aroused him, he unzips his pants, pulls his dick out, and starts jacking off.  Right there at the computer.  In the library.  In front of everybody.  Surfing porn.  With his dick in his hand.

This is inappropriate behavior.  What if an impotent man had seen this?  or an innocent nun?  Security is called.  They approach him.  He keeps going -- ignoring them.  He's focused as he stares into the monitor.  He keeps going.  He's focused.  He's going.  In spite of the obvious presence of the security staff he makes no effort to zip himself up.

Instead, he looks up and says, "I'm almost done.  Can I finish?"  ROFLMAO!!! That's too funny!  What a brazen, cocky wanker.

When he was taken into police custody, he told police he does it "all the time" at the library. Later in court the judge referred to the actions by the brazen, cocky wanker as "public."

"I wasn't masturbating in public," he said.  "I do it all the time. I was just sitting at a computer, downloading a few things and I got a little horny ... I do it all the time."

The judge sentenced him to time served and six months probation, sparking an argument from the brazen, cocky wanker, who wanted to stay in jail rather than serve more probation. He threatened he would re-offend if released.

"I'm not in the business of keeping people in jail longer than they need to be," said the judge. "You're 26, you've got a long life ahead of you. I'm just saying you should keep the peace and be of good behavior.  That means not masturbating in a library or anywhere else. Got it?"

The judge released the cocky, brazen wanker to the custody of his parents.

ROFLMAO!!!!  HIS PARENTS?!?!?!?!  I'm glad I'm not his dad.
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