Making Bacon -- GI Style

GIs love to make bacon.  Especially after they've been out in the desert for a year.  Many soldiers are home from an extended tour in Iraq, and the Fort Campbell, Ky.,  Army hospital is over-run with babies.  They've got babies everywhere.  Last month the delivery rooms popped out a record 242 babies -- and there's more bacon on the way.  The installation hospital is predicting over 200 births per month all the way through March.  Being in the military is great!  They go to Iraq and get assigned "pillage" and "plunder" work details.  Then they come home and polish up on their "rape" details.  GI Joe is the man.
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