This story could also be titled "Sex addict with a drug problem."  Either way, this man hit bottom in an embarrassing way. Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was home getting wasted on LSD and amphetamines, and upon reaching a point in which he was extremely aroused and needed sexual release, he broke into his neighbors house and proceeded to commit rape on some household appliances.  His neighbor, a lady, later arrived home and found pornographic magazines and clothes strewn around, and a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove.  Her vacuum cleaner was in the bathroom -- and also a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick.  The embarrassed man admitted to police that it was his "masturbation bag.''  The defense attorney argued there was no proof his client used the vacuum as a sex aid, but the judge retorted it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' the judge said.
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