I have no idea what an "expensive hooker" looks like.  I'd like to think that if a top-notch Las Vegas hooker charges $5,000 per hour, she'd better be at least as good looking as Robin Meade.  Of course this is a moot point because I couldn't pay $5,000 if I wanted to.  Maybe $200 with a GI discount.  I have champagne taste and beer money.  But . . . how about the ugliest hookers in the world?  What do they look like, and how much do they charge?  That answer is in Fort Payne, Alabama where a 62-year-old Grandma (pictured on left) and her daughter (pictured on right) have been arrested for prostitution.  They are without a doubt the ugliest hookers in America. They epitomize "Holy Fuck!"  But -- how much do they charge? This is the funny part.  They both got arrested when they propositioned an undercover police officer for a mother-daughter-threesome for $15 each!

Fifteen dollars?!?!?!?  The ugliest and cheapest hookers in the world!