This cutie-pie is Miss USA, Rachel Smith.  She's beautiful -- polished teeth, friendly smile, and beautiful skin color.  Nice titties too.  She recently went on the record saying,  "I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV.  Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too."  Then stupid took over.  She continued,  "I just don't want to end up like Katie Couric.  I want people to take me seriously."

Yeah.  She's stupid.  Somebody should have done her a favor and told her that "modeling" and "TV reporter" just don't mix.  And I love the innocent and inappropriate dig at Katie Couric.  I'm a guy -- and I'd LOVE to end up like Katie Couric.  Prestigious Job. Fame.  Fortune.  Single.  Slutty.  Katie is soooo lucky.

Katie Couric's rep was contacted for a response and had this to say: "If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously."

Well said.  But hey, at least she's got nice skin color.