Let's meet Trent Lott. He's a powerful Republican Congressman from Mississippi. So powerful in fact that he's the "Republican Whip."  An honest man.  Married.  Children.  From the south.  Conservative.  Family values.  In a rather unusual, and stunning political maneuver, this powerful man of congress suddenly announces that he's leaving congress.  "Out of the blue.  Quitting.  Adiós.  Goodbye.  That's strange.  But wait . . . remember Larry Flynt going public a few months back saying he was going "out" another hypocritical politician?  A really powerful man, holding high office, living a lie and being hypocrite?  Mmmmmm.  Is Trent Lott the next GOP religious bigot to get nailed? Is he gay?????  Gasp!  No.  Not Trent Lott!  Say it's not true.  Let's plunge deep into this backside of this gay rumor and see if we can find some shit.

Yes . . . the rumors are flying.  First of all, Trent Lott's first name is "Chester."  I shit you not!  He goes by his middle name "Trent." We all know we have to keep an eye on anybody name Chester.    Here's one story and a picture of the high-priced pretty boy which Trent Lott "allegedly" paid to fuck him deep, hard, and fast.  Get that story here. 

High-priced pretty boy, aka Benjamin Nicholas, recently went public and stated, “Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny” You can get that story here.  The emphasis on "current" is mine -- I find the wording of his statement amusing and damning.

I'll betch a dollar that Larry Flynt is laughing his ass off.

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