Sara Evans filed for divorce back in October, 2006, from Craig Schelske who ran for Congress as a Republican from Oregon's 5th District in 2002 and lost.  The divorce has turned into a side show.  She accused him of adultery, verbally and emotionally abusive, drank excessively and frequently watched pornography in their home." I assume that "watched pornography in their home" is a nice way of saying "the lazy bastard sat around all day and jacked off." Damn Republicans -- they got such an easy life.

The "adultery" charged him with having sex with Alison Clinton, the nanny for their three children.  Adding a "soap opera" twist to this celebrity divorce,  Evans had been Alison Clinton's maid of honor. They were best of friends . . . until now.  Alison Clinton not only denied the allegations but also filed a $3 million lawsuit against Evans and her attorneys claiming she is the victim of "slanderous and libelous" statements.

Hold on -- it gets better.  As per the "pornography' allegation, Sara Evans accuses her husband of watching porn on the television in their home when their eldest child confronted him. The husband insists that he and Sara were BOTH watching pornography together when their 7-year-old daughter, whom they believed to be asleep, entered their room unexpectedly.  Sara Evans also alleges that several photographs show Schelske having sex with other women -- which he steadfastly denies.  He explains that the only pictures she has are only of him, and those were taken by her on their 10th wedding anniversary.  All right . . . something is wrong with that.  She's taking naked pictures of HIM???  That's kinky!

Hold on -- it STILL gets better.  Her husband accuses her of losing interest in her "marital roles and responsibilities" and she continued to get worse and "neglected" their three children after she began appearing on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars." Which is a nice way of saying, "the bitch thinks she's too good for her family."  He has publicly stated, "Sara has unfortunately become a dramatically different person over the last year and it is something we have struggled to deal with. Sadly, it appears we have failed. The best I can do at this difficult time is ask that people of faith would pray for her and for my family. My greatest concern is for my children and the irreparable harm they are at risk of facing."

But -- is Sara Evans a horny slut?? OK -- here's the BEST part -- the REAL reason I'm writing this and dragging out this goofy story!  He filed an 118-page document asking that she state under oath and penalty of perjury whether or not she admits to "an affair/sexual relationship/romantic involvement" with Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx, former "Dancing With The Stars" partner Tony Dovolani, or any member of her band. It also seeks to find out if there was any relationship with Brad Arnold, Matt Roberts, Todd Harrell or Chris Henderson — all members of the group 3 Doors Down.  Whew . . . that's a whole freight train of cock.

Holy Shit!  Bonanza!  Sara Evans is beautiful.  She's sexy!  She's talented!  And if the accusations are true, she's a hot slut!  Men will love her -- women will hate her.  This is tantamount to discovering that CNNs Robin Meade, the most whacker-licious woman in TV news, is a hot slut.  That was just a "comparison," Robin Meade is not a beautiful, talented, slut.  Just beautiful and talented.  Actually, I have no idea.  But wouldn't that be phenomenal -- unless you're her husband. What a combo -- beautiful, talented, and horny.  That's the kind of stuff that'll kill a middle-aged man.
Ladies and Gentlemen . . . Sara Evans -- the most awesome woman in America.
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Paula Zahn is making the news again.  Not that this story has much "value" to it other than it involves Paula Zahn.  After 20 years, she and her husband are going through a nasty divorce.  In papers filed in court, her husband states, "Taxes on her earnings, payments to her agent, and the $20 million cost of her Connecticut mansion alone (without even including the extravagant nature of Ms. Zahn's annual expenditures), consumed more than her entire income over their 20-year marriage," her husbands' filing says.  Furthermore, a family friend (don't you just love those 'family friends') who asked not to be identified said she spent much of her salary - between $1 million and $2 million a year - on clothes. My God!  If you spend $1 to $2 million a year on clothes, you better walk, look, dress, and act, like a hot, slutty, ulta-expensive $5,000-dollar-a-day, drop-dead-gorgeous Las Vegas hooker who looks like she fell off the front cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine.  I want her to look "good enough to eat," and she better guzzle.  In fact, if we were to spend $5,000 per day on the hottest hooker in New York City, it would total $1.8 million dollars!  PLOP!  But she did it on clothes!!!  What kinda clothes do you have to buy that would cost that much??? I'd bet in retrospect, Paula is saying, "Shit.  I should've gone for that hot hooker down at the Plaza Hotel."

$1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!

Let's "plunge deep" into her and see what we find.  She was born in early 1956, which makes her 51 at this writing.  She has a beautiful complexion (she swallows?), nice teeth (she brushes), and she qualifies as a MILF.  At 51 years-old with 3 kids, I'd think most men would agree.  She has nice looking legs, but she never wears stockings or pantyhose - - which really pisses me off.  You'd think a woman of her class, wealth, and public stature would be smart enough to know that she needs to wear pantyhose or stockings.  It's makeup for the legs.  Would she go out in public without makeup?  Of course not.  Then why go out in public without shiny, sexy, silky pantyhose.  Woman are sooooooo frustrating.  When she was younger she competed in several beauty pageants, making the finals of the 1973 Miss Teenage America Pageant.  That would have made her about 17 years-old --  a junior or senior in high school.  She is musical -- attending Stephens College in Columbia, Missouri, on a cello scholarship and performed at Carnegie Hall in May 1992 with the New York Pops Orchestra.  MMmmmmm . . . that tells me she knows how to straddle big, hard things, and she's adept at using her hands in a "back and forth" movement for long periods of time.  Very nice indeed!  Cello women are the bomb.  She also has a respectable conscience -- she's an honorary board member of the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation, and an active advocate for issues of cancer awareness in general, and breast cancer in particular.

But -- $1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!

Another interesting tidbit.  If you google her divorce, you discover that her primary complaint was that her husband seems to have stopped having sex with her.  Supposedly, it's been many years since he's treated her like the hot, little slut and go "balls deep" on her on the kitchen table after the kids went to bed.  Which goes to show that, no matter how beautiful your wife is, all men will eventually "have enough" of the same woman, over, and over -- and over -- and over again.  Year, after year, after year.  Years down the road, he's gonna say, "ya know?!  I wanna salad!"  This nasty divorce also proves (well, kinda sorta) that the woman in your life will eventually disrespect you unless you fuck the shit out of her.  And if you don't??? She'll fuck you instead -- and you won't like it.

$1 to $2 million a year on clothes?!?!
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OK - - one more song from Pavarotti.

 

Pavarotti.  Dead at 71 from cancer of the pancreas.  He gave his last operatic performance at the New York Metropolitan on March 13, 2004 for which he received a 12-minute standing ovation for his role as the painter Mario Cavaradossi in Giacomo Puccini's Tosca.  In February 2006, at the opening ceremony for the Winter Olympics in Turin, he brought the house down with his trademark Nessun Dorma aria.  Soon after he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer - - and had a tumor removed from his pancreas in New York in July, 2006, followed by five cycles of chemotherapy.  Pancreatic cancer is one of the deadliest cancers -- patients diagnosed with the disease normally die soon after.  The average survival length is 12 - 19 months.  Cancer of the pancreas is met with the shortest median survival time out of all cancer types. It is rare that anyone survives pancreatic cancer.  These are the terrible facts that he faced when diagnosed with this killer.  Pavarotti lived approximately 14 months after diagnoses.  Here is Nessun Dorma.

 

Robin Meade is beautiful -- so beautiful in fact, she can be classified as a whacker -- much to the delight of millions of respectable men like me who enjoy seeing her beautiful face and impeccable makeup every morning.  Yes, her makeup is beautiful!  Her makeup is so sexy that men want to jump through the screen and 'slop-it-up' just for the fun of it.  And I specifically chose that picture for the millions of appreciative "feet guys."  Make sure you thank Atlanta photographer Frank Mullen for that special picture.  Even her toes are kinda cute the way she has them all curled-up like ten little fat piggies.  I'm not the best qualified foot-man around, but she does have adorable feet.  And she has well-defined calves and proportionate ankles as well.  I'm a certified leg man so I qualifed to make that judgement call.  I searched for a picture of her in a miniskirt, pantyhose, and high heels, but alas, couldn't find one.  Bummer.  The interent is seriously lacking.  Anyways, let's get the scoop on this whacker-licious hottie.  At the writing of this article, she should be about 39 years old, so she's in her prime!  Hopefully she has a sense of humor as well.

She is a daughter of a minister (a proverbial preachers daughter?) and is part-Native American. She grew up in New London, Ohio, and graduated from New London High School. She attended Malone College and Ashland University where she majored in radio/television production, programming and performance and minored in political science.  She won Ashland University's Young Alumnus Award for her achievements in broadcasting and served as the commencement speaker for the university's 2005 graduation ceremonies.

Are you guys interested in her background or her resume?  Probably not, but I need to include it to give this article some respectability.  She is the lead news anchor for Headline News' morning show, Robin & Company.   She is based in CNN's world headquarters in Atlanta.  Before joining CNN, she worked at NBC Chicago affiliate WMAQ-TV where she co-anchored the weekend newscasts and also served as a general assignment correspondent for the station.  And before joining WMAQ,  she was the morning news anchor of WSVN-TV's Today in Florida in Miami. She also served as the station's noon anchor and health reporter.  She was also an anchor and reporter at WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, and at WJW-TV in Cleveland.  She began her career in broadcasting at WMFD-TV in Mansfield, Ohio, where she worked as a reporter. 

 

Unfortunately, she's been married for about 15 years to some guy named "Tim." The lucky bastard also owns a wireless company.  They live in a 3,500-square-foot  Dunwoody home on 4.5 acres of land outside of Atlanta.  Since she's in her "prime," she should be wearing his ass out every night.  But -- since she and her husband are on opposite schedules -– she’s in bed by 6 p.m. and up at 2 a.m., while he doesn’t get home until 8 at night, they don't see each other until the weekends.  Mmmmm -- I detect a possible "opening" on weekday afternoons for some lucky bastard who knows how to be discrete.  DIBS! I said it first.

 

In 1992, (she should have been about 23 years old) she became Miss Ohio and was a top ten finalist in the Miss America pageant.  She was recognized by Lycos in 2002 as one of the top 20 most popular television news personalities in the broadcast news industry.  In 2004, she was voted "Sexiest Newscaster" by a Playboy.com online poll, with 40% of the vote.  I didn't vote in this poll because I don't have a subscription to Playboy.  I don't approve of pornography.  It's degrading to men.   :)

 

Let's take a peek at Robin's competition when she  "comes on" in the morning.  She's up against Good Morning America (ABC) Diane Sawyer.  Then there's The Early Show (CBS) Julie Chen.  Last, there is The Today Show (NBC) Meredith Vieira.  Diane Sawyer and Meredith Vieira are both classy and beautiful, but they're not whacker-licious.  The only "stiff" competition is Julie Chen, whose mother grew up in Burma, and father in China.  This would make her 100-percent, pure-bred, Asian.  (Get Julie's CBS bio here) There are millions of American men whom have an "Asian thing."  And, Julie Chen, one year younger then Robin, is beautiful.  Very beautiful -- very Asian -- whacker-licioius.  She's serious competition for Robin.

Robin -- this is how we solve the morning ratings war and you "come out on top."  Little ol' you can "stick it" to the networks.  Give it to 'em "good and hard."  Trust me -- when you're done the competition will be flacid and sweaty.  The other networks will be furious with you, but you'll have millions of new fans.   Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity will be secretly in love with you.  Rush Limbaugh won't need Viagra anymore.  Diane Sawyer and Meredith Vieira will be pissed.  Julie Chen will be angry 'cause you had the nerve to do it first.  Here's the plan;  Go get your one-piece swimsuit from your pageant days.  Better yet, a one-piece that's cut WAY UP -- preferably white or black.  (Slut-red would be best but viewers might think that too slutty).  Then select some silky, shiny pantyhose (very important) and stilettos (not platforms).  Your hair will be beautfiul as ever.  Your makeup will be impeccable as always.  But wear that outfit for one day on your show.  Then do your pageant strut into camera view.  The entire nation will sit down and tune-in; all you'll hear is a massive "z z i i i i p p p p."  Your ratings will "surge" through the roof.  The women will hate you; the men will adore you.  Jennifer Westhoven will be secretly envious.  (Hold on.  I gotta go to the bathroom.)

Whew.  (Hey, if Bill O'Reilly can do it, so can I)  All jokes aside, you know what I don't understand?  Robin was Miss Ohio, and competed in the Miss American Pageant.  We can only wonder how many catwalks she strutted in high heels and a swimsuit.  Yet I searched all over the internet searching for a video of her struttin' in her swimsuit and couldn't find a single one.  Not one!    When you think of how many horn-dogs are savvy with computers, it's amazing that nobody has gotten hold of a video of her and uploaded it to YouTube.  Somebody needs to remedy this obvious oversight.  I think it's a conspiracy.  Maybe Tim purchased all the old videos for himself and won't share 'em.  And I'd really like a classy picture of her in a very short miniskirt, high heels, and pantyhose.  Tim, could you help me out with that?

 

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Wikipedia
Frank Mullen - Photographer (There's a bunch of pictures of her on his site)
Robin & Company
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A Fan Site (not much to see)

Kirsten Dunst has big feet and ugly legs

Jessica Simpson has beautiful boobies in this tight tank top

Jennifer Aniston is whacker-licious in her bikini

Jenna Jameson french kissing (disgusting)

Alyssa Milano is beautiful - - and hairy arms

Elle McPhearson is 43 - - with a whacker-licious body

Wouldn't you love to have a slice of that

Ohhh Gawwd Daammn!!

What did Renée Zellweger do to herself???

Vida Guerra is a whacker!

Mariah Carey looks hot in her bikini

An unauthorized tell-all book by Siegfried & Roy's former bodyguards could lift the curtain on "the darker side" of the illusionists' lives.   "Buried Elephants: Siegfried and Roy's Secrets Revealed" will be on the book stands in January, written by Jim Mydlach, his son Lou Mydlach and Jim Lavery.  Mydlach was in charge of security for the German illusionists for more than 20 years. Lou Mydlach was Horn's bodyguard and personal assistant in the year after the near-fatal tiger incident in October 2003.  Lavery was Lynette Chappell's boyfriend for more than 20 years.  She was Siegfried & Roy's longtime stage assistant.

The book's title refers to the "secret disposal of dead animals, including an elephant buried in Las Vegas, with homes since built over the site."  The authors also allege "drug and alcohol abuse, including fake prescriptions and rehab stints," jewelry smuggling in tiger cases and trips to South America for "sexual encounters with young boys."  The 2003 incident with Montecore the white tiger wasn't the first attack, according to the book.
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Paula Zahn's words of love are coming back to haunt her now that the newswoman's estranged husband has his hands on a diary that lays bare her secret affair with another tycoon. "It's Paula's love book," a source tells us. "It documents her tryst" with married ContiGroup CEO Paul Fribourg (pictured on right).

What's in the private journal? "It's quite lurid," says the source. "Let's leave it at that."  The multimillionaire developer who has been the ex-CNN anchor's husband for 20 years, discovered the diary with their 17-year-old daughter, Haley, according to another source.  Friends of Zahn, 51, claim Cohen, 59, showed the diary to Haley and her brother, Jared, 13. "It was unnecessary and hurtful," says one pal, who contends Cohen has been "telling people all over town about the diary."

"Richard has never shown the diary to his other children [other than Haley]," argues one friend. "Richard doesn't want to drag Paula's dirty laundry through a public arena. He does not want to embarrass her or their children. All along, he's kept mum, even though he's the offended party." Yet, so far, Cohen has refused to return Zahn's love diary, says one of her pals, who adds, "Even if he did, you'd have to wonder if he'd keep copies. "You have to wonder why she put these feelings in writing. But I guess she's a journalist."

Last Friday, Zahn filed a 60-page suit in Manhattan Supreme Court demanding a forensic accounting of more than $25 million that she had entrusted to Cohen.  "Why shouldn't a money manager have the same obligation to a spouse that he has to any other partner in an investment fund?" asks Stanley Arkin, who is working with William Zabel on Zahn's legal team. Cohen has refused to deal with issues of child custody and visitation "unless she signs away her right to an accounting," according to one source. "He won't budge. He's so bitter."

The couple had been trying to live together in their Fifth Ave. co-op for the sake of their three children. (Their youngest, Austin, is 10.)  But, recently, a Zahn friend says, "He wanted her out of the house." She's since moved into an E. 76th St. full-floor rental, for which she's said to be paying $40,000 a month.  Zahn's suit "is a blatant ploy to crack a very solid prenuptial agreement," says one Cohen pal. "It's shameful. Paula had a certified net worth of about $250,000 when she came into this marriage. She's now worth tens of millions, thanks to Richard's investments. Their Greenwich, Conn., estate alone, which Richard has put solely in her name, cost more than her net earnings during her entire career." One source estimated Cohen spent more than $20 million on the prime country property.

"Paula's money was always dealt with in accordance with her written authorizations," adds a source. "She'll get everything the prenup provides for." Zahn's friends say she fell for Fribourg only after she and Cohen had long been living separate lives. She considered claiming "constructive abandonment" - a year-long absence of sex - as grounds for the divorce, says one source. "But she decided against that because it would just open the door for him to make the adultery claim." A rep for Cohen declined to comment. Zahn is still said to be seeing grain-trading titan Fribourg, who is going through his own divorce from wife, Josabeth.  Apparently, his divorce is relatively amicable," says a source.

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Actor Owen Wilson has been hospitalized after a possible suicide attempt.  Wilson had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself at his Santa Monica home.  Wilson was transported to Saint John's Health Center after being discovered by a family member who called 911.

 

Wilson, 38, has starred in a number of successful films, including "Wedding Crashers," "You, Me and Dupree," "The Royal Tenenbaums," for which he earned a writing Academy Award nomination, and "Zoolander." He is a member of Hollywood's "Frat Pack" and a notorious bachelor nicknamed "the Butterscotch Stallion." 

Yup!  It's True.  Porn legend Jenna Jameson took her boobies out and went home.  She's retiring for good.  No more sex for her.  She'll still run her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire and focus on a Hollywood biopic, a comic book and a clothing line, due out next year.  She's only 33 years old.  Would you do porn for a $30 milion-a-year empire?  Sheesh . . . I'd do it for half that!

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In a "Thank you Lord" event, Beyonce had a wardrobe malfunction and everybody got to see her bouncing boobies.  And . . . somebody got it on film.  Thank you Lord!

 

Merv Griffin was Gay?  The story was posted on a "reputable" website.  Then it was taken down.  Then it was up again, and now I don't know what happened to the story.  I guess it's a "sensitive" topic for such famous man who never went public about his gay life.  Not that anyone is required to do that.  Ray Richmond used to work for Merv Griffrin and is one of the writers/reporters for a website focused Hollywood and celebrities.  I don't find it surprising that Merv was gay, except that it was such an open secret yet nobody ever "outed" him.  You should read the story yourself - - it's very interesting.

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Who currently are the most popular celebrities on the search engines?  I'll tell ya!

 

 

 

1.  Rosie O'Donnell	2. Lindsay Lohan	3. Angelina Jolie	4. Paris Hilton
5.  Jessica Simpson	6. Jessica Alba	7. Britney Spears	8.  Hilary Duff
9. Beyonce	10. Jennifer Lopez	11. Carmen Electra	12. Pamela Anderson
13. Katie Holmes	14. Brad Pitt	15. Jennifer Aniston	16. Tom Cruise
17. Anna Nicole Smith	18. Madonna	19.  Mel Gibson	20. Martha Stewart
21.  Donald Trump	22. Michael Jackson	23, Shakira	24. Kelly Clarkson
25 Mariah Carey	26. Eminem	27. 50 cent

 

LINDSAY LOHAN ! ! !

Lindsay Lohan allegedly amused herself in rehab by wandering around naked to shock male patients and staff.  She just spent 45 days in Malibu's Promises Centre to be treated for alcoholism.  While she was a patient she would make all the men and staff ". . . mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!'.

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Sheeesh!  After reading that article I'm ready am soooo ready to become an alcoholic so I can have the opportunity to be admitted into rehab facility. Knowing my luck there'd be some priest walking around naked instead.  Bummer.

She's Ugly! Freaky! Too many tatoos. Strung out. Pathetic. During a recent concert, the english soul, jazz and R&B singer and songwriter, Amy Winehouse, slapped herself in the face and hit her head repeatedly with the microphone. She forgot the lyrics to her own songs and mumbled swear words in between them.  She spat into the crowd, and then halfway through her last song, she dropped the mic and walked off. Why would somebody with so much talent, a career, a fan following, deliberately destroy their lives? Hookers - Great! Drugs - Bad. She doesn't deserve being a celebrity with this behavior. She deserves to be broke like the rest of us. Read the full story here

She's tall, talented and strutting down the runway making a ton of money. According to Forbes’ latest list of the richest supermodels, Brazilian-born Gisele Bundchen, who turns 27 on July 20, is the richest supermodel making $33 million per year, while British bella Kate Moss, 33, moved into second place with $9 million a year. The last thing I wanna hear is a "supermodel" complaining about the perils of life!

Actor Tony of "The Sopranos" donated money to Republican candidate Rudy Guiliani. Find out which celebrities are donating to the candidates. You'll see some pleasant surprises. Read the full story here: