This cutie-pie is Miss USA, Rachel Smith.  She's beautiful -- polished teeth, friendly smile, and beautiful skin color.  Nice titties too.  She recently went on the record saying,  "I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV.  Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too."  Then stupid took over.  She continued,  "I just don't want to end up like Katie Couric.  I want people to take me seriously."

Yeah.  She's stupid.  Somebody should have done her a favor and told her that "modeling" and "TV reporter" just don't mix.  And I love the innocent and inappropriate dig at Katie Couric.  I'm a guy -- and I'd LOVE to end up like Katie Couric.  Prestigious Job. Fame.  Fortune.  Single.  Slutty.  Katie is soooo lucky.

Katie Couric's rep was contacted for a response and had this to say: "If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously."

Well said.  But hey, at least she's got nice skin color.

The couple in Las Vegas who wanted a 15-year-old girl to live with them for his sexual pleasure.

Her name is Sonya Thomas, 40 years-old, 105-pounds, and is nick-named, "The Black Widow."  She is famous for her ability to eat more food then big, fat, disgusting men.  In Buffalo, NY, she won against 12 fat men by eating 173 wings in 12 minutes to win the wing-eating contest at the National Buffalo Wing Festival.  That's a whopping 5.17 pounds of wings.   She also held the festival's previous record of 161 wings in 12 minutes, set in 2004.

She has other records in competitive eating events, including 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes; 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes; 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes; 44 lobsters in 12 minutes; and 250 Tater Tots in 5 minutes.  She is ranked No. 5 by the International Federation of Competitive Eating.  Her most famous competition was 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes (July 4, 2005 at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest), setting a then-record for American competitors (which was also the female record).

Can you imagine her taking a dump the next morning?  Yuck!  She must need a plunger, an entire roll of toilet paper, and a stick to bust it up.

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 Where do people go online to get their news?  Here is the list.  Whoo Hooo! We got on the list.  Ok . . . in all truthiness, we didn't even register.  But we can dream, can't we?

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That's a rich bitch.  The dog.  The old bitch is Leona Helmsley, "The Queen of Mean," who died earlier this month at her Connecticut home.  The old bitch left the little white bitch, her beloved Maltese named Trouble, who lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper, a $12 million dollar trust fund.  "I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," she stated in her will.  The mausoleum was also to be "washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year." She provided $3 million for the upkeep of her final resting place in Westchester County, where she is buried with her husband, Harry Helmsley.  She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence.  She gave $5 million to two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year. Otherwise they get nothing.  Her son, who died of heart failure in 1982 at age 42, was from a previous marriage.  She left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children Craig and Meegan Panzirer for "reasons that are known to them."  She rarely spoke to her four children grandchildren.  She gave $100,000 to Nicholas Celea, her chauffeur.  She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust.  She had no children with Harry.  When her son died of a heart attack Leona sued her son's estate for money and property that she said he had borrowed, and her son's widow Mimi received an eviction notice.  Mimi Panzirer - the mother of Leona's four grandchildren - later said the legal expenses wiped her out and "to this day I don't know why they did it."

Leona and Harry Helmsley married in 1972.  He had just divorced his wife of 33 years.  They were both  indicted on federal income tax evasion charges in 1989. Harry was unfit for trial because of health problems. Leona was convicted and served 18 months in prison.  During her trial an employee quoted her as snarling, "We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."  She was a lonely old lady who had cash, jewelry and real estate valued at more than $4 billion - - and a will shrouded in secrecy. She owned a stake in the empire State Building, five Manhattan hotels and partnership interests in dozens of other properties. She had four homes across the country and the Park Lane Hotel overlooking Manhattan's Central Park.

They built the Helmsley Palace on Madison Avenue,  230 Park Avenue, the Empire State Building, the Tudor City apartment complex on the East Side of Manhattan, and Helmsley-Spear, their management and leasing business. They also developed, the New York Helmsley Hotel and the Helmsley Palace Hotel, and hotels in Florida and other states.   The Helmsleys' residences included a nine-room penthouse with a swimming pool atop their Park Lane Hotel; a 28-room estate in Connecticut; a condo in Palm Beach; and a mountaintop hideaway near Phoenix. She flew the globe in the couple's 100-seat jet with a bedroom suite.  On July 4, 1976, Harry Helmsley lit the Empire State Building in red, white and blue -- a tribute not to the Bicentennial, but to his wife's birthday, he said.  It cost $100,000 -- "less than a necklace," he said.   In 2007, Forbes magazine ranked her as the 369th richest person in the world, with an estimated net worth of $2.5 billion. 

Juicy tidbits about the bitch (the old one, not trouble):

"Get out of my hotel, you're not even American!" she shouted to an Asian florist, according to a 2001 lawsuit by former Park Lane Hotel manager Charles Bell, who claimed he was fired for being gay.

"I hate Donald Trump, Donald Trump is gay!" she said, according to a lawsuit.

"It isn't a hotel, darling, it's six!" she reminded The Post's Andrea Peyser, referring to the hotels she ran besides the Park Lane.

"What am I going to lose now, my virginity?" she asked after jurors awarded a plaintiff more than $11 million.

Harry Helmsley, Leona's meek billionaire husband, would often sit quietly by as his gutter-sniping wife chewed out longtime business associates. When he rose to an aide's defense on one rare occasion, Leona growled at him, "You fucking old moron jerk! If you lift your head from that newspaper again, you're in real trouble!"

Leona used to insist on her coffee cup being half-filled because "a full cup will get cold before I can drink it." One time when a Palace waiter went to pour her a cup, the pot turned out to be empty. "I like my coffee a little darker," she scowled. "Mister, you have one foot out of the door here."

A luncheon with several Helmsley decorators came screeching to an uncomfortable halt when Leona spotted water droplets on the lettuce next to the prepared tuna sandwiches. Outraged, she had the servants line up so she could shake the wet foliage in their faces and howl, "Don't you see what you've done? I should fire all of you!"

After receiving a complaint from a guest about her hotel's engineering department, Leona fired the first engineering employee who answered the phone. When the aghast employee informed her he wasn't even on duty, the Queen responded, "I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I never go back on my decisions. You're fired anyway!"

In a span of six months, a Helmsley house manager recalls training 15 butlers, all of whom quit because of Leona's incessant screaming.

Not wanting to pay for renovations on their Connecticut estate, the Helmsleys tried to palm off the expenditures as expenses on their four business properties.  This resulted in 235 charges in state and federal indictments brought by Robert Abrams, the New York State attorney general, and Rudi Giuliani.   Among the charges were a million dollars for a pool enclosure, $500,000 worth of jade figurines, $1 million marble dance floor, $45,000 silver clock, $210,000 mahogany card table, and a $130,000 stereo (charged as a security expense to the Helmsley Building - - now the MetLife Building).  She was also charged with defrauding stockholders by receiving $83,333 a month in secret consulting fees.

The good side of the bitch? (not old one, not trouble):

She was generous to charities, giving $25 million to New York Presbyterian Hospital, $5 million to the Hurricane Katrina relief effort and $5 million to 9/11 charities.

Boeing Aircraft is creating the "Dreamliner," a midsize plane that will seat between 200 and 300.  This beautiful aircraft features a 6-foot-wide cabin entry set off by dropped arches. The arched ceiling adds an enticing sense of visual space to business and first class, and illuminated by arrays of light emitting diodes, both the brightness and the color of the sky-like cabin ceiling can be controlled in flight by the crew. Flight attendants can give passengers a sense of daylight when desired, and when they want to help passengers rest, simulate a beautiful nighttime sky.

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Boeing's Dreamliner Pictures

An explosive movie "No End in Sight" about Iraq is hitting the theaters now.  I doubt that President Bush, Vice President Cheney, neo-cons, far-right extremists, "peace critics," and other people who never served in uniform but want war, will appreciate this movie.  Yes, I'm being a little facetious.

This is a funny audio clip of Adam Corolla hanging up on Ann Coulter during his radio show.

Ms South Carolina was asked why so many Americans can't identify the U.S. on a map.  I'm not sure what she said when she answered - - I watched the video a few times and still couldn't tell you what she said. One thing for sure, she is beautiful and quite stupid.  I'm thinking she's one them who can't identify the U.S. on the map.  Oh well, at least she's beautiful.

Our country has been over-run by illegal immigrants.  I think we just found out why - - the border patrol doesn't know it's still their job to stop it.  This is another horrific side-effect of 9-11.  The Border Patrol's mission has been at the center of debates within the agency since the September 11 attacks.  Carlos X. Carrillo, (pictured on right) Border Patrol chief of Laredo, Texas, one of the nation's most dangerous Southwest border crossings says the agency's mission doesn't include apprehending illegal aliens or seizing narcotics — perplexing front-line agents and angering a congressional critic of illegal immigration.  "I've said it before and I'll say it again," he told guests at a town-hall meeting Thursday. "The Border Patrol's job is not to stop illegal immigrants. The Border Patrol's job is not to stop narcotics. ... The Border Patrol's mission is not to stop criminals. "The Border Patrol's mission is to stop terrorists and terrorist weapons from entering the country."

Republican Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo has called for Mr. Carrillo's resignation. In addition he has made these remarks:
"If the Border Patrol has developed a new technology that can distinguish between terrorists and other illegal border crossers without first catching them and checking them out, that is good news," said Mr. Tancredo, an outspoken critic of illegal immigration and a presidential candidate. "But if that is not the case, Mr. Carrillo's statements are extremely irresponsible and demoralizing to officers in the field."

 "Mr. Carrillo's remarks represent a new mission statement not yet published by the Department of Homeland Security, then Secretary [Michael] Chertoff needs to come up to Capitol Hill and explain this new mission, because it seems suicidal to me."

"If the Border Patrol is no longer trying to stop illegal entry into our country, border states will have to set up their own border police to halt this flow," Mr. Tancredo said. "I think this will be news to the governors in Texas, Arizona, California and a dozen states on the northern border." 

T.J. Bonner, president of the National Border Patrol Council, a union representing 12,000 front-line agents, has made these remarks:

"It is shocking that such a high-ranking official would make a statement that is so completely at odds with the law and the Border Patrol's mission," Mr. Bonner said. "It is equally disturbing that no one at a higher level has taken any steps to reassure employees and the public that the Border Patrol will continue to intercept all illicit traffic that it encounters. The failure to do so has caused more than a few front-line agents to nervously wonder if the mission has indeed changed, and if they will face punishment for apprehending illegal aliens or drugs."
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Ever since 9-11 our Country has lost it's sense of humor.  New Haven, Conn., is a classic example of people who've "lost it." It's funny, yet sad.  New Haven ophthalmologist Daniel Salchow, 36, and his sister, Dorothee, 31, who was visiting from Hamburg, Germany, set off a massive scare while organizing a run for a local chapter of the Hash House Harriers, a worldwide group that bills itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”  “Hares” are given the task of marking a trail to direct runners, throwing in some dead ends and forks as challenges.  The Salchows decided to route runners through the massive IKEA parking lot.   Soon police were fielding calls that people had sprinkled powder on the ground.  The store was evacuated and remained closed the rest of the night. The incident prompted a massive response from police in New Haven and surrounding towns.  Daniel Salchow, hearing about the commotion, biked back to IKEA to tell police the powder was just harmless flour, which he and his sister have sprinkled everywhere from New York to California without incident.  Both were then charged with first-degree breach of peace, a felony.  Mayoral spokeswoman Jessica Mayorga said the city plans to seek restitution from the Salchows, who are due in court Sept. 14.  “You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know,” she said. “It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We’re thankful it wasn’t, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out.”

The family in which the Aunt hired hookers for a 12-year-old boy.  You can't make this up!

During the "first" gulf war in 1991, "Voices that Care" was published with great fanfare.  It is a song written by David Foster, Linda Thompson and Peter Cetera and recorded by popular musicians, entertainers and athletes. The single and supporting documentary music video was intended to help boost the morale of US troops involved in Operation Desert Storm, as well as supporting the International Red Cross organization.  Foster invited Warren Wiebe, a friend and little-known vocalist at the time, to sing lead and deliver the last solo lines of the song.  "Voices That Care" reached number 11 on the Billboard Hot 100, number 3 on the Hot 100 Singles Sales, #13 on the Billboard Hot 100 Airplay, and number 6 on the Hot Adult Contemporary Tracks.  This song is still beautiful, and still appropriate.

. . . and stare at a beautiful woman.  One thing about these NOPI girls - - they're really beautiful, and kinda stupid.  Oh well.  Enjoy the video.

The Daily Show files their first report live from Iraq.

A funny and goofy skit about the U.S. military, the Iraqi civilians, the Shites, Sunnis, and Kurds.

Absolutely Beautiful!  This video is about our nation's Declaration of Independence.  I've never seen it or heard about it before.  It's a heart-touching account about the significance of that document.  Morgan Freeman, an outstanding citizen and actor, provides the political and historical backdrop and provides additional information about Thomas Jefferson.  The Declaration of Independence is then read by Mel Gibson, Kathy Bates, Kevin Spacey, Whoopi Goldberg, and others.

Did you catch the part in which Kevin Spacey Read?

"That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

Ask yourself.  "Has George Bush been destructive?  Has he divided our nation and ruined our reputation abroad?"

10. No, you don't look fat

9. I don't enjoy going to strip joints

8. We'll talk about it later

7. You remind me of Jennifer Lopez

6. I love your cooking

5. I don't think of other women

4. You can use my razor to shave your legs

3. I love Meg Ryan movies

2. I love spending time with your mom

1. I'm sorry

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 . . . And stare at some beautiful women on video!

	If you're afraid of the future, then get out of the way, stand aside. The people of this country are ready to move again. Ronald Reagan
	Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience. Geroge Washington
	Bargaining has neither friends nor relations. Benjamin Franklin
	All persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free... Abraham Lincoln
	Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstien
	Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane. Martin Luther King

And heres a few forgetable quotes from an unremarkable leader.